Happy Birthday Jim!!!
Hope this day and every day brings you all that you wish for. 
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08-24-2011, 06:56 AM
Hit it!
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08-24-2011, 08:34 AM
Happy Birthday Jimbo 
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Several Advantages of Getting Old (Is it true Jim?)
!Several Advantages of Getting Old (Is it true Jim?)
- Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
- In a hostage situation, you are likely to be released first.
- No one expects you to run anywhere.
- People call at 9 PM and ask, 'Did I wake you?'
- People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
- There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
- Things you buy now won't wear out.
- You can eat supper at 4 PM.
- You can live without sex but not your glasses.
- You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
- You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.
- You sing along with elevator music.
- Your eyes won't get much worse.
- Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
- Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.
- Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.
- Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size.
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