hehe, i thought that this would bring a smile to someones face and thought id share

> > What Car Names Really Mean
> > >
> > > ACURA -Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
> > >
> > > AMC -All Makes Combined
> > > AMC -A Major Cost
> > > AMC -A Mutated Car
> > > AMC -A Morons Car
> > > AMC -Another Major Catastrophe
> > >
> > > AUDI -Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
> > > AUDI -All Unsafe Designs Implemented
> > > AUDI -Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
> > > AUDI -Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
> > > AUDI -Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
> > >
> > > BMW -Babbling Mechanical Wench
> > > BMW -Beastly Monstrous Wonder
> > > BMW -Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
> > > BMW -Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
> > > BMW -Barely Moving Wreck
> > > BMW -Big Money Waste
> > > BMW -Big Money. Why?
> > > BMW -Big Money Works
> > > BMW -Born Moderately Wealthy
> > > BMW -Bought My Wife
> > > BMW -Break My Windows
> > > BMW -Break My Windshield
> > > BMW -Breaks Most Wrenches
> > > BMW -Bring Many Wrenches
> > > BMW -Brings Me Women
> > > BMW -Brings More Women
> > > BMW -Broken Money Waster
> > > BMW -Broke My Wallet
> > > BMW -Broken Monstrous Wonder
> > > BMW -Brutal Money Waster
> > > BMW -Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
> > > BMW -Blasphemous Motorized Wreck
> > >
> > > BUICK -Big Ugly Import Car Killer
> > > BUICK -Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King
> > > BUICK -Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer BUICK -Big Ugly
> > Indestructible
> > > Compact Killer
> > > BUICK -Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
> > >
> > > CADILLAC -Crazy And Demented Idiots Like Large American Cars
> > > CADILLAC -Cars Are Driven In Long Lines And Crashed
> > >
> > > CHEVROLET -Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle, Or Loud Engine Ticks
> > > CHEVROLET -Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
> > > CHEVROLET -Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
> > > CHEVROLET -Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips
> > > CHEVROLET -Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every
> > Time
> > > CHEVROLET -Cheap Heaps Erratically Vibrate Running On Level Even
> > Terrain
> > > CHEVROLET -Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy
> > > Engineering Techniques
> > > CHEVROLET -Cracked Heads, Every Valve's Rotten, Oil Leaks Every Time
> > >
> > > CHEVY -Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet
> > > CHEVY -Can Hear Every Valve Yell
> > >
> > > DODGE -Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
> > > DODGE -Dead Old Dog Going East
> > > DODGE -Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
> > > DODGE -Dead On Delivery, Go Easy
> > > DODGE -Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
> > > DODGE -Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter DODGE -Drips Oil Drops Grease
> > > Everywhere
> > > DODGE -Driven Only During Grey Evenings
> > >
> > > EDSEL -Every Day Something Else Leaks
> > >
> > > FIAT -Failed In A Tunnel
> > > FIAT -Fails In Attempted Turns
> > > FIAT -Failure In Automotive Technology
> > > FIAT -Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
> > > FIAT -Fits In A Thimble
> > > FIAT -Fix It Again Tony
> > > FIAT -Flats In All Tires
> > > FIAT -Found In A Trench
> > >
> > > FORD -Fabricated Of Refried Dung
> > > FORD -Fails On Rainy Days
> > > FORD -Famous Odor Resistant Dog
> > > FORD -Falling Off: Rusty Door
> > > FORD -Fast Only Rolling Downhill
> > > FORD -Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
> > > FORD -Fastest On Road, Dip!
> > > FORD -Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
> > > FORD -Fault Of R&D
> > > FORD -Final Organ of Reproductive Discipline
> > > FORD -Finally Obsolete Racing Device
> > > FORD -Fireball On Rear Denting
> > > FORD -First On Recall Day
> > > FORD -First On Race Day
> > > FORD -First On Road to Dump
> > > FORD -First On Rust and Deterioration
> > > FORD -First Order of Reproductive Discipline
> > > FORD -Fix Or Recycle Dilemma
> > > FORD -Fixed Or Repaired Daily
> > > FORD -Flip Over Read Directions
> > > FORD -Flipping Over Results in Death
> > > FORD -Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
> > > FORD -Flintstone Or Rubble Driven
> > > FORD -Follow Our Ruddy Dogsled
> > > FORD -Fond Of Resonating Decibels
> > > FORD -Foot On Road Decelerates
> > > FORD -Fords Only Run Downhill
> > > FORD -Forced On Reluctant Drivers
> > > FORD -Formed Of Rejected DNA
> > > FORD -Forwarded Once; Return Denied
> > > FORD -Forward Only; Reverse Defective
> > > FORD -Forgot Our Recommended Defaults
> > > FORD -Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
> > > FORD -For Old, Rotten Deadbeat
> > > FORD -Fork Over Repair Dough
> > > FORD -Found On Red Dumpster
> > > FORD -Found On Redneck's Driveway
> > > FORD -Found On Roadside Dead
> > > FORD -Found On Rubbish Dump
> > > FORD -Found Outside Refuse Dump
> > > FORD -Found Outside Rotting Dump
> > > FORD -Found On Russian Dump
> > > FORD -Fouled Out Re-done Dodge
> > > FORD -Fraternal Order of Restored Sotos
> > > FORD -Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
> > > FORD -Frequently On Ritalin, Designers
> > > FORD -Free Or Reduced Drastically
> > > FORD -Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
> > > FORD -Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
> > > FORD -Funny Old Rattling Dump
> > > FORD -Funky Old Rebuilt Dodge
> > > FORD -(spelled backwards)Driver Returns On Foot
> > >
> > > GEO -Good Engineering Overlooked
> > >
> > > G. M. -General Maintenance
> > > G. M. -Goshdarn Mess
> > > G. M. -Generally Misunderstood
> > > G. M. -Garbage Motors
> > > G. M. -Generally Miserable
> > > G. M. -Grossly Misconceived
> > > G. M. -Gluteus Maxims
> > >
> > > GMC -Garage Man's Companion
> > > GMC -Generally Mediocre Cars
> > > GMC -Generic Made Chevy
> > > GMC -German Milk Cow
> > > GMC -Get More Chicks
> > > GMC -Gets Mechanics Crazy
> > > GMC -Gods Mechanical Curse
> > > GMC -Gotta Mechanic coming
> > > GMC -Got More Crap
> > > GMC -Great Mountain Climber
> > > GMC -Great Motor Car
> > >
> > > HONDA -Had One, Never Do-that Again
> > > HONDA -Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
> > > HONDA -Has Often Nice Dealer Accessories
> > > HONDA -Heck, Other Nips Drive Acura's
> > >
> > > HYUNDAI -How Your Usual Nerd Drives An Import
> > > HYUNDAI -Hope You Understand Nothing's iveable And Inexpensive
> > >
> > > IROC -I Race Other Cars
> > > IROC -I Run Over Critters
> > > IROC -I Run Off Cliffs
> > > IROC -I Reek Of Cologne
> > > IROC -Italian Resting On Console
> > > IROC -Ignorant Retard Out Cruising
> > >
> > > JEEP -Just Eats Every Part
> > > JEEP -Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
> > >
> > > KIA -Killed In Action
> > > KIA -Kills In Accidents
> > >
> > > LTD -Long Term Debt
> > > LTD -Lousy Transportation, Dammit!
> > > LTD -Little Tin Dream
> > > LTD -Last Try from Detroit
> > > LTD -Long, Thin Dumpster
> > > LTD -Long Time Driving
> > >
> > > MAZDA -Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
> > > MAZDA -My! Another Zany Detroit Assassin!
> > >
> > > MERCEDES -Most Eccentric Rich Capitalists Enjoy Driving Expensive
> > Sedans
> > >
> > > M.G. -Money Guzzler
> > >
> > > MITSUBISHI -Mostly In The Shop Undergoing Big Investments, Sometimes
> > > Halfway Incomplete
> > >
> > > MOPAR -Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
> > > MOPAR -Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
> > > MOPAR -Most Often Passed At Races
> > > MOPAR -Mostly Old Parts And Rust
> > > MOPAR -Mostly Old Paint And Rust
> > > MOPAR -Move Over People Are Racing
> > > MOPAR -Move Over Plymouth Approaching Rapidly
> > > MOPAR -My Old Pig Ain't Running
> > > MOPAR -My Only Problems Are Repairs
> > >
> > > MUSTANG -Men Usually Stand Together And Never Go
> > >
> > > NISSAN -Nine Idiots Standing, Saying Absolutely Nothing
> > > NISSAN -Needless Innovations, Silly, Stupid, Automotive Nonsense
> > >
> > > OLDSMOBILE -Oh, Look, Dammit! Some Massive Oil Burning Idiot's
> > Leaking
> > > Everything.
> > > OLDSMOBILE -Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind
> > Infuriatingly
> > > Late Every day.
> > > OLDSMOBILE -Old Loose Dented Sheet Metal Out-dated By Infamies Like
> > > Edsel. OLDSMOBILE -Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of
> > Buick's
> > > Irregular Leftover Equipment
> > > OLDSMOBILE -Old Ladies Drive Slow - Mostly Over Bridges Into Lake
> > Erie
> > >
> > > PINTO -Put In Nickel To Operate
> > > PINTO -Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
> > > PLYMOUTH -Please Let Your Mother Out (from) Under The Hood!
> > > PLYMOUTH -Police Laugh, Young Men Ogle, All Underestimating This
> > Heap
> > >
> > > PONTIAC -People On Narcotics Think It's
> > > A Chevy
> > > PONTIAC -Poor Old Nitwit Thinks It's A Cadillac
> > > PONTIAC -Puts Out Noxious Toxins In All Cities
> > >
> > > PORSCHE -Piece Of Rubbish, Saps Continually High Expense
> > > PORSCHE -Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
> > >
> > > PROBE -Plainly Runs Only By Exception
> > >
> > > SAAB -Send Another Automobile Back
> > > SAAB -Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown.
> > > SAAB -Swedish Automobiles Are Beastly
> > > SAAB -Sad Attempt At Beauty
> > > SAAB -Sorry Auto, Always Broken
> > > SAAB -Swedish Automobile-Always Broken
> > >
> > > SATURN -Sounds Absolutely Terrible, Unbelievable Rattling Noises
> > >
> > > SUBARU -Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
> > > SUBARU -Sorry Unreal Bonzai Attempt at a Russian U-boat
> > >
> > > TOYOTA -Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
> > > TOYOTA -Torturous On Your Old Tired ***
> > >
> > > TRIUMPH -This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
> > > TRIUMPH -Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!
> > > TRIUMPH -The Risk In Useless Machinery Pays Heavily
> > >
> > > VOLVO -Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
> > >
> > > VW -Virtually Worthless
> > >
> > > VOLKSWAGEN -Very Obsolete, Losers Knowingly Suffer With All German

 

Someone has way too much time on their hands. I think the Honda ones are my favorite. The Edsel one is pretty good too.

 

To add:
AMC- Always Made Crappy
GMC- Great Mistake Company
Jeep- Jeez! Exxon's Escalating Prices

 

i was just searchin the net and found those, you didnt think i would type ALL those out would you? lol thank you copy and paste

 

JEEP - Just Empty Every Pocket
BMW - Bring Money With

 

I don't see Government Motors on there.

And I remember Pontiac being Poor Old ******* Thinks It's a Cadillac, but it sure wasn't Nitwit. Can't say what it was here, I'd get banned.

 

oh lol took me a while to figure what you were sayin, its soo true

 

AMC: Ain't My Car !!!

BMW: Basically Mechanically Worthless

BUICK: Barfed Up Icky Carmel Corn

CHEVROLET: Cheap H**kers Engineer Vehicular Rejects That Only Losers Ever Title

FORD: For Only Real Dudes !!!

NISSAN: Ninja Imbeciles Suspect Something Amiss Now

PLYMOUTH: Please Leave Your Mothers Old Used T*mp*ns at Home

PONTIAC: Puts Out No Torque In Any Circumstance

 

Toyota / to own your own toy automobile

 

haha i like those, its all in good fun..... but Ford is still the best

 

I remember the Pontiac one the same way as you do. But of course that had to replace the N word with something a little more socially acceptable.

 

Love this! And so true! LOL.

 

BMW-Buy More Warranty

 

Ford Ranger:

Really
A
Narcissistic
Gimpy
Excuse to not have a
Real truck

Seems like every person I've encountered with a Ranger is a *****. Hopefully those here aren't

 

Hows a human compared to a ***** remembering mr carlin you cant ***** your finger but dont finger your *****