Hi guys, i have a 1993 f150 with the pig 300. i wanna make it fast so i can street race chevy 350s and honduhs. I wanna add a cold air intake, throttle body spacer, tornado, electric fans, flowmaster mufflers, 10 stickers (5 hp each right?) and those ebay chips that give ya 50 hp for $10. Any other ideas? can i put some naws on my engine? or will it explode?

 

 

im being cereal here! i wanna use a 200 hp shot of naws! oh an paint a bunch of stuff yellow. i heard that adds hp and brings up the cool factor on the bling-o-meter!

 

LOL!! Funny stuff!!!!

 

Opti that is way too much sarcasm for one post!! Keep it up and you'll sprain your tongue before you can get it out of your cheek!!!!

 

Don't forget helium in the tires to reduce weight.

But honestly, I think 5hp per sticker is exaggerating just a little bit. 3 to 4 each is more on the safe side, so I'd put on some more.

 

throw some stacks on man..50hp each!!! and i was told that bigger stickers are 10 hp each!

 

ha ha too funny thanks for that laugh!!!!

 

You forgot to add that you are 18 years old, don't have the engine yet, and that $ is not an issue.

 

I bet if you put one of those huge Honda Fart cannon exhaust on it, it would run 10's!
Brian

 

don't for get the hood scoop. the taller it is, The faster your truck will be. Oh yeah, and you have to tint the windows with limo black all the way around

 

Chrome valve covers and air cleaners add 10 hp or 15 with a logo.

 

Yellow spark plug wires will be da bomb.Oh yeah, and a set of underdrive pullys are a must.

 

I saw my all time favorite in tack the other day at the j/y: Someone had spray painted the carb spray can silver w/o masking anything. It was seriously sad and funny at the same time.

 

Oh yeah..... New carb in a can............