Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, Wisconsin is planning to do its own, entitled "Survivor-Wisconsin Style."
The contestants will start in Milwaukee, travel up to Sheboygan and on to Manitowoc and Green Bay.
Then they will head over to Wausau and up to Rhinelander and Minoqua.
From there they will proceed up to Ashland and Superior.
Then back down through Rice Lake, Eau Claire, all the way down to Madison, and back over to Milwaukee.
Each will be driving a pink Volvo, with Illinois license plates, and a large <a href="http://motorhaven.autoanything.com/"><a href="http://motorhaven.autoanything.com/">bumper</a></a> <a href="http://motorhaven.autoanything.com/"><a href="http://motorhaven.autoanything.com/">sticker</a></a> that reads: " I'm a vegetarian, Bratwurst clogs your arteries, The Green Bay Packers suck, Go Bears! Cheese is high in cholesterol, Hillary in 2004, Deer Hunting is murder and I'm here to confiscate your guns!"
The first one that makes it back to Milwaukee alive, wins.
I think the rules state the volvo must be kept clean.
But a trip down some alley in milwaukee might get that paint job changed. No wait, thats chicago. If someone gets me a volvo I will be happy to volunteer. It will be hard for me to win but I think I can, I will drive the (eh) out of the car and go as fast as I can before someone sees me in it.