HEY! even my status says that I'm an Elder!

 

This sure sounds like you've been following me around...lol. I can put my glasses up on my head and then spend 20 minutes looking for them. I usually find them when my wife says THEY"RE ON YOUR HEAD......

 

Wow I got to jump on this one too! That describes my everyday life too! I feel better now cause I am not the only one! Thanks for the help!

 

When I was younger I had a photographic memory, but it ran out of film. I find my mind slips farther away with each passing birthday......... Uh, what were we talking about?

 

The garden hose is still running.

 

As long as you remember to unzip you're ok.

 

It`s a good thing we`re all in this together. Well that and my spell chequer.

 

Im in my early twenties and and I have all these problems. I dont know how they do it but EVERY TOOL I OWN grows legs the moment I put it down for a second.

The darn things cant be farther away then an arms length so WHERE are they?

I'm just glad we all have this support group lol Now I know I'm not alone!

 

Far too familiar, scary too!
Start 30 things, finish nothing but dinner.

 

I hate it when I know I have a tool and can't find it. End up buying another, then find it. I'm still looking for my rain gutter crimpers - there there somewhere within 1500 sq. ft or maybe the storage trailer or ??

 

When I was young my mother used to always say, "what you don't have in your head you get in your feet". When I was 10 that phrase didn't make much sense, today it rings in my ears everytime I have to double-back to do what I forgot. I'm sure that she is looking down grinning right now!

 

Need I say more...?

 

I was mad at my 3.5 y/o son cuz I could not find my default angle grinder lock nut. I went to HD lowes Ace and two welding shops to no avail. I finally broke down and ordered a new one. To assure this doesn't happen again I decided to order two. I picked up the package got home put them where I felt I would want them in my tool box and guess what I found????

Needless to say now I have three.

 

Is that why my neighbors look at me funny when I go outside to pee?

 

At least you finish dinner...